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Thursday, October 23, 2008

#515 $7 SEX

Just received this in an e-mail. Thanks, Nancy. Great story.

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says: 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.

The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.'

#515

6 comments:

Karen said...

$7 Sex... wow, thanks for the tip!!

*giggle*

Diane said...

Ha! thanks for stopping by my blog!

bronxbt said...

hmmm... guess we all have something to.. um.. look forward to?

wouldn't that make the therapist's office more of a howard johnson's?

or...HO JO as it's commonly referred to?

*snerx*

btw, i reshuffled the deck of votes this week on FCR. #3 had landed in the #2 spot, so after a few votes came in, tho they still made sense, i had to fix it, since the images said contestant #_ on them, i couldn't let my slip... well.. slide.

take care!
B

Skunkfeathers said...

*making note for use in 15 years*

;)

Hale McKay said...

As Skunk,

I am saving this for posterior - er, I mean posterity.

The Real Mother Hen said...

Ok, this guy is sure an Asian!

He sure counts his money like a bloody Asian!

:)