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Friday, October 24, 2008


You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available o f this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota

Share this with all of the women you care about...and with any men who appreciate a good laugh!

Email does provide some very amusing information. Enjoy



Karen said...



{grin} :o)

Thanks for the giggles to start off my weekend, Jack!

Angela Marie said...

Okay... you got me to giggle. I loved your examples.


Christina said...

cute post.

The Real Mother Hen said...

This is so funny! That sure is a lot of truth in that, especially the tires = males part, ha :)

If we females were to rule the world... hhmm, dude, you men will think earth is heaven. No kidding!

Jack K. said...

I knew that women had a sense of humor, after all you do know how to humor men. snerx.

If we females were to rule the world... I can only hope. Maybe in my next lifetime. siiigh.

The Phosgene Kid said...

That parking lot looks like most in Minnesota. I hear they are thinking about actually coming out whit a drivers manual for the state in 09...

Pete Bogs said...

this "women only" parking lot violates my civil rights... I will sue!

Skunkfeathers said...

It's a good thing I don't care that I'm so see-through predictable: give me sex and football, and I can be got to do 'bout any 'honey-do' list required of me ;)

Fred said...

You certainly have The Missus chuckling. I read them to her and she's nodding in approval for all the male references.

Hale McKay said...


I'm chuckling at these - and I'm chuckling that a somewhat familiar avatar was used as the image for the hammer. :o}