Serve with integrity. Care about those you serve. Share the love in your heart & soul.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

#498 Quote for the day:

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.



Skunkfeathers said...

Now THAT is practical, life-experience advice ;)

Polly said...

Actually, Jack, I think I like this one...funny that!