Dear Friends :
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the reatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.
George W. Bush Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
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6 comments:
great. i had juice come outta my nose reading that post.
omg that's funny.
soooo, news here. cardboardpeople is gone. it has been reborn as
http://weaselonastick.blogspot.com/
don't ask. it's soon to be magical...
point all past links to that if you could...
lurve,
bronxbt
I think the middle location would best suit Dubya and would like to express my surprise that the fund raising is going so well.
i would contribute, but i am trying to decrease my defict and balance my household budget.
ROTFLMAO!
This is so funny if it wasn't so painful.
HUH?
Don't worry, I'm Canadian.. ;-)
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