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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

#831 They met on a singles cruise

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic.

He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants,concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy 
to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said,  "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our
relationship continues to the next stage.  So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf,
I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and  breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem.
I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other,  you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."



Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. Ed's a bit dense. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Peter said...

Ho, Ho, Ho, that just seemed an appropriate comment.

Merle said...

Hello Jack ~~Great joke - I always forget the punch-line, so good to read it again. Guess he REALLY was a golf nut.
Glad you enjoyed my post and yes Peter played nice, with just a warning. Thank you for your kind words about sharing my life with everyone. I enjoy the close feelings we have for our blogging friends.
Take care my friend. Regards, Merle.

The Phosgene Kid said...

HaAppy 4th o' July!!!

Bird said...

Well, this gave me a much-needed good laugh!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hope twister season hasn't been to rough for y'all!!

Merle said...

Dear Jack ~~ Good joke and that guy
Ed really was a golf nut.
We have had a couple of nicer days
which brightens us all up. Sorry you are having so much heat but guess you have air conditioning.

Glad you and your wife liked the Mammogram Court Case and the Yellow Light and the grandpa in Nursing Home. Hopefully, you won't ever live in a Nursing Home. Take care dear friend. Regards, Merle.

Peter said...

I'll have a slice of that.