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Thursday, May 28, 2009

#608 TWO GUYS IN HOME DEPOT

Thanks, Vern.

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'.

The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs , and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says.... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.'

Most of us old timers are helpful like that.


#608

5 comments:

Sandee said...

I think that the old timer may be in trouble here. Bwahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

Karen said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

Fred said...

And, I'm sure a lawsuit will follow.

Puss-in-Boots said...

It's called priorities, Jack. Us older people have them sorted out.

Skunkfeathers said...

While I must respect the old timer's generous nature, I reckon he's already figured out where the younger dude's wife is: plumbing accessories ;)