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Friday, March 14, 2008

#392 Key senior questions answered:

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When
you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A: 'I remember these.'

Thought Of The Day

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its
burial rates and blamed it on the cost of living.



Skunkfeathers said... the same time, dang, time's faster approaching that I'll have to take all those tips to heart...'cept the married ones, since I'm not marketable anymore ;)

Karen said...

Well, I wouldn't know about any of those!