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Saturday, January 12, 2008


A distraught senior citizen phoned her
doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the
medication you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the
senior lady replied,"I'm wondering, then, just
how serious is my condition because this
prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'."
An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a
renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia,
he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it? "
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just
remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come
and live with you and your wife...."
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when
you stop lying about your age and start
bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem
worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know "why"
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
When you are dissatisfied and would
like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change
from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
but being old is comfortable.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground
with sticks, it was called witchcraft...
Today, it's called golf.
Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy
says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I
can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help
you find her. What does she look like?" The
second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is
wearing short shorts. What does your wife
look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours."



Karen said...

The older the crowd, the more fun it is! :o)

Skunkfeathers said...

So, all these years of ground beating was a form of defeating witchcraft? wonder my game still stinks. I think the witches are winning... ;)