#227 "Walking Eagle" & other funnies

"Walking Eagle" George Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as President, how he had approved every Indian issue that came to his desk. Although the President was vague on the details, he seemed most enthusiastic about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers". At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.'

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