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1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain the liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me .......... I've only been drinking the stuff!!
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4 comments:
Hey Jack, scared the bejeesus out of me killin' them bee's and wasp's, the list was obviously put out by a Vodka distiller to boost sales.
Which kind is most efective? Stoli, Absolut, etc.?
By the way part two of the "I Still Remember You" story has been posted.
tee, hee...
takes Vodka to a whole new level; now let me see what else I can use it for.
hmmm ~ {scratches head}
did it say bathe in it, I'll havta go back and look...
:giggle:
Peter, there are better ways to deal with bees and wasps. After all, they are our friends.
Hale, let your pocketbook be your guide. Giggle.
I will go back an read the 2nd installment. (Didn't I read this story somewhere else about 10 years ago?)
Karen, bathing in it raises all kinds of images. giggle backacha.
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