Monday, October 23, 2006
#4 SENIORS HALLOWEEN
Happy Halloween,
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask,"and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trickor ." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN
anyway.
#4
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4 comments:
Hey, Jack! i stopped over from Hale McKay's blog. nice to see you - hope you visit mine.
Hi Jack, the settings I mentioned for text and color are found in the layout section, once you sign in click customize, you will find "fonts and colors" depending on the template you have chosen there will be a list of colors and fonts that are changable, including bold, italic, smaller, larger for the fonts,
Provided the one you want to change is there it's far easier than messing with the template.
As mentioned only bloggers can comment here IF you want to allow non-bloggers too, change in "Settings"
Peter, as you can see I have been following your clear instructions and played with color, size and style of print.
Thanks. As I have other questions, you will hear from me.
Christina, I clicked on your name and was taken to your profile but could not access your site. I will try again.
1. You keep having to go home to pee...
that would be me!!
::giggle::
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