A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy Black Bras, Size 38.
The Jewish
guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that Black Bras are rare and
that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.
Therefore
he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese
guy buys 25 Bras.
He returns
a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish
guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00
each.
The Chinese
guy returns a month later and buys the Jewish guy's remaining stock of 50, this
time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is
somewhat puzzled by the large
demand for
black size 38 Bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me”
What do you
do with all these Black Bras?"
The Chinese
guy answers:
"I cut
them in half and sell them as Skull Caps to you Jewish guys for $200.00
each."
.......And this is why the Chinese
own us!
"Business
is Business"
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2 comments:
Almost read like a math problem at first - you nearly lost me - but I'm glad I stayed around for the punchline.
Almost read like a math problem at first - you nearly lost me - but I'm glad I stayed around for the punchline.
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