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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

#676 The Age Gap

Thanks, Vern P.

At 85 years of age, Roger married a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, she decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, she hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's
Roger. Again he is ready for more 'action'.

Somewhat surprised, she consents for more coupling. When the newly weds
are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Roger Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to her and says, 'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PPS.. Have I sent this to you already??

#676

9 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. Don't mess with old people. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. :)

Merle said...

Hello Jack ~~ Great joke, thanks.
I am glad you enjoyed the Two Wolves
as well as the jokes. And you liked Linda's contribution 'Men Strike back'
and the Snake/fishing joke.
Take care, Regards, Merle.

Wanda said...

Ha Ha Ha ~~ Thanks for a good laugh before heading to bed....:)

Merle said...

Hi again Jack ~~ Thanks for your Thanks.
Take care, Regards, Merle.

Skunkfeathers said...

Didn't you already post this?

DOH!

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pink said...

haha~ funny! thank you for your share~ ........................................

Angela Marie said...

Too funny!
:D

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

very funny!