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Wednesday, February 03, 2010

#674 PREGNANT AT 71


Thanks, Erlys.

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"


#674

11 comments:

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahaha. No she doesn't have the hiccups anymore. Bwahahahahahaha. That little devil.

Have a terrific day. :)

The Phosgene Kid said...

That's a good one!!

Wanda said...

HaHa HaHa Classic!!! Thanks for the chuckle!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Oh, God, Jack...that's totally warped. She might have had a stroke...and hiccups for the rest of her life!

Merle said...

Hello Jack ~~Thanks for your comments
and I have often wondered if Taps was
the same as the Last Post. You would be very used to hearing it nightly at the Army Posts when you were growing up.Does that make you a little less likely to get upset by it. Glad you liked the jokes and sayings. Take care my friend.Regards, Merle.

Peter said...

How bad can Hiccups be???? not sure the remedy was better than the affliction!!!

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

good one!!!

Merle said...

Hi again Jack ~~ Thanks for your message and I apologize for suggesting
that you may have got used to Taps. It is so haunting and touches all our hearts. Very fitting for a military funeral. Take care, Regards, Merle.

Skunkfeathers said...

If the cure works... ;)

Angela Marie said...

I always laugh out loud when I come to visit you! Thank you for the extra smile line's.
:)

I love it!

Mountain Mama said...

I am 71 and if any doctor told me something like that I would clobber him if the shock didn't kill me! LOL

I found you at Merle's and decided to stop by for a visit.