Saturday, May 23, 2009
> A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day
> discussing who had the superior culture.
> Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the
> Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
> The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that
> discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
> The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
> The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who
> built the first timepieces and calendars.'
> And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the
> With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who
> invented sex!'
> The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who
> introduced it to women.'