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Saturday, May 16, 2009

#603 END THE WEEK WITH HUMOR

Thanks, Kathy.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.


However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

#603

5 comments:

The Real Mother Hen said...

Hahaha, how I wish I could buy you a beer now!

You certainly deserve a shout like, "Get that man a Black Butte!" :)

Or some Oregon Pinot!

Christina said...

LOL!!!

Karen said...

*snicker*

Puss-in-Boots said...

I'm a great believer in that advice...have been for many years.

Merle said...

Hello Jack ~~ Good joke and good excuse not to drink water. However I much prefer it to beer, wine etc.
I lke cordial and fruit juices too.
Little Eli is growing and looks very alert for his age. Lovely baby. Do you have other grands, or is Eli the first?
Thanks for your comments and glad you enjoyed the jokes. Glad all is well with you and your family. I am OK also. Take care, Regards, Merle.