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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

#586 BOB & THE BLOND


Thanks, Vern

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.




The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on thee ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"





Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."






The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...








#586

4 comments:

Sarah Sofia Ganborg said...

all I can say, check out my financial advice-story!!!
thanks for your mail, I'm on my way to paris now, will answer it after Easter.
Enjoy your time on the trip and i hope everything will turn out smooth on the happy upcomming event!

love and happy easter!
SSG

Fred said...

Well done, Bob.

Christina said...

Good one!

The Real Mother Hen said...

Ha, the moral of the story is, we all should know where we need to be this evening... in a pub, drinking, of course :)