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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

#577 Cowboy

A Cowboy walked into a drug store in west Texas and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only
pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said, We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows:

1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses.

Thanks, Vern



Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahaha. Yep, that sounds right. Bwahahahahahaha. Good one.

Have a terrific day. :)

Merle said...

Dear Jack ~~ Good joke, thanks.
Thank you for sympathy about Gwen who will be laid to rest today. I couldn't go, unfortunately. I was in a car accident yesterday after doing my shopping, we didn't quite make it home. I wasn't hurt, and my carer was taken to hospital, but is OK for which I am very thankful. I later had my shopping returned and any damaged items were replaced.
Glad you liked the three bears, and thanks for the info on Good Luck Mr. Gorsky. It was a good story. Take care, Regards, Merle.

Peter said...

No doubt about those Texas Cowboys Jack!!!!!

Skunkfeathers said...

I operate under the "hard and fast" rule: if it gets hard, use it fast...DOH!

This 'un must be knowd as a West Texas SCORE!