I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of heaven are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days'.
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her '...And where do you think you're going?'
(You're gonna love this..... )
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark.
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Another Maxine Tip...
THIS SURE SOLD ME!
I AM GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE TODAY & GET A DOZEN!
I AM GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE TODAY & GET A DOZEN!
Always keep several get well cards on the mantle...So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean.
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2 comments:
What a capital idea...gonna go git some get well cards, and put away the vacuum ;)
Maxine... YOU GO GIRL!
*giggle*
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