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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

#75 Military Friends Vs. Civilian Friends



CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a
week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily
carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was

wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we
screwed up...but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is

doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...

MILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian
could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your name in
vain.

MOST CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.



#75

3 comments:

Polly said...

I refuse to ignore this.

I understand.

But hopefully in the future we won't have to be in the military to learn the lessons you have outlined here.

I'd love it if you walked into my home and sang out;"I'm home".

Anytime, Jack, Anytime!

Jack K. said...

Peaches, that is one invitation I hope will come to pass.

It would be my honor to do just that.

I agree with your idea that we would all be better off if we could do this.

Perhaps if we did, we would not need the military. Just a thought.

Peter said...

Spoken like a true soldier Jack.

BTW, thanks for the advice on weight reduction but it was really the beautification I was after most, and NDYW were not crass enough to talk about joining fees and the like.